Bigfoot found in Georgia?

Yes, for the third time this month, someone has found a "creature." Apparently, a bunch of Bigfoot hunters looking for the beast in Georgia stumbled across a corpse that looks like this:
I'm not really sure what to think of the above picture. I mean, you would think that if they had a legit Bigfoot, they'd at least prop it up, or get some lights shining on it or something. They had this to say about the body:

*The creature is seven feet seven inches tall.
*It weighs over five hundred pounds.
*The creature looks like it is part human and part ape-like.
*It is male.
*It has reddish hair and blackish-grey eyes.
*It has two arms
and two legs, and five fingers on each hand and five toes on each foot.
*The feet are flat and similar to human feet.
*Its footprint is sixteen and three-quarters inches long and five and three-quarters inches wide at the heel.
*From the palm of the hand to the tip of the middle finger, its hands are eleven and three-quarters inches long and six and one-quarter inches wide.
*The creatures walk upright. (Several of them were sighted on the same day that the body was found.)
*The teeth are more human-like than ape-like.
*DNA tests are currently being done and the current DNA and photo evidence will be presented at the press conference on Friday, August 15th.

Yep, that's right. They have a press conference scheduled for tomorrow at a hotel in California. It won't be open to the public, but instead to "credentialed members of the press."
Here is a picture of the hunters themselves, looking shocked:
Their website is located here, and contains a BADASS FLAMING LOGO. I don't believe these dudes, not for a second. They are just hopping on that bandwagon. Montauk Monster, Chupacabra, Bigfoot. Next we'll see someone claiming to have a unicorn body, or a dragon corpse.

It just dawned on me that if someone was visiting my page for the first time, they might see me as some sort of monster hunter. Just what I need.