Repost this!

This is what happens when I get my hands on one of those "REPOST THIS - OR ELSE!" bulletins over Myspace (the bolded portions are what I added):

ONCE YOU START YOU MUST FINISH.
If this doesn't touch you... you're heartless.
One night a guy & a girl were driving home from the movies.
The boy sensed there was something wrong because of the painful silence they shared between them that night.
The girl then asked the boy to pull over because she wanted to talk.
She told him that her feelings had changed & that it was time to move on.
A silent tear slid down his cheek as heslowly reached into his pocket & passed her a folded note.
At that moment, a drunk driver was speeding down that very same street.
He swerved right into the drivers seat, killing the boy.
Miraculously, the girl survived.
Remembering the note, she pulled it out & read it , it said "Without your love, I would die."
She sat there, crying silently as glass from the wreckage tinkled on the ground.
A body rose from the flaming heap in front of her.
It started limping over to her, dragging its left leg, moaning slightly.
She stared at this person, unable to move.
The now-zombified remains of her now-ex-boyfriend then proceeded to tear her flesh off and eat her brains.
The zombie and the girl took a quick break from their respective eating and screaming to look at the three F-14 fighter jets streaking overhead.
As they passed over, they dropped several small nukes over the neighborhood and surrounding area.
The outbreak had been contained.

If you don't repost this, a zombie version of your boyfriend or girlfriend will eat your face off. Seriously. I'm not joking.



Fine, your loss. Have fun getting your face eaten off. Idiot.