Wednesday, August 27, 2008

DRAGON VS. TIGER

THE DRAGON WOULD WIN BECAUSE DRAGON HAS FLAME BREATH AND CLAWS AND TIGER ONLY HAS CLAWS AND CAT FOOD BREATH WHICH IS ONLY STINKY AND NOT FLAMING LIKE A DRAGONS BREATH. OH AND A DRAGON HAS SCALES MAKING IT SUPER DURABLE UNLIKE THE SOFT MUSHY FLESH AND FUR COMBINATION OF A TIGER. THE DRAGON HAS CLAWS REMEMBER AND THOSE CLAWS CAN PUNCTURE THE SOFT SKIN OF THE TIGER UNLIKE THE TIGERS CLAWS THAT CAN NOT PUNCTURE THE HARD SKIN OF THE DRAGON BECAUSE THEY ARE MADE OF SCALES.
THE DRAGON WOULD KILL THE TIGER EASILY WITH HIS FLAME BREATH OR CLAWS OR TEETH LIKE I SAID. DRAGON WINS. I WANT THAT PICTURE ABOVE ON A SHIRT PREFERABLY ONE THAT BUTTONS ALL THE WAY UP AND HAS THE SAME PICTURE ON THE FRONT AND BACK FOR SOME REASON.*

*Less rambly version originally in a message with Chonch.

4 comments:

NotRichard said...

Pure win.

dk said...

I used to wear those shirts in 7th grade. Bahahaha.

Shawn said...

You are assuming that this dragon is the general definition of a dragon that has been posted into your head by Dungeons and Dragons, and you are assuming that the tiger is also a weakling. Perhaps the tiger is just as powerful as the dragon, and therefore, their battle lasts all eternity.

Shawn said...

You are assuming that this dragon is the general definition of a dragon that has been posted into your head by Dungeons and Dragons, and you are assuming that the tiger is also a weakling. Perhaps the tiger is just as powerful as the dragon, and therefore, their battle lasts all eternity.