WHAT IF: You were chained to a bunk bed with a raptor?

This is kind of a goofy way to waste three minutes. It tells you how long you would last if you were chained to a bunk bed with a velociraptor. I'm not really sure why it is bunk beds specifically, but whatever.
I could survive for 1 minute, 13 seconds chained to a bunk bed with a velociraptor
I managed 1 minute, 13 seconds. Not bad.

Found on Neatorama.