Roger Ebert

When world-famous film critic Roger Ebert didn't review Disaster Movie, he recieved the following e-mail:

Yo dude, u missed out on “Disaster Movie,” a hardcore laugh-ur-@zz-off movie! Y U not review this movie!? It was funny as #ell! Prolly the funniest movie of the summer! U never review these, wat up wit dat?

Note that the genius bleeped the word "hell." Wow. Anyways, being the absolute badass that he is, Ebert replied with this:

Hey, bro, I wuz buzier than $#i+, @d they never shoed it b4 hand. I peeped in the IMDb and saw it zoomed to #1 as the low$ie$t flic of all time, wit @ lame-@zz UZer Rating of 1.3. U liked it? Wat up wit dat?

I'm sorry for saying this so bluntly, but he is by far the coolest old dude ever. At 66 years old, it's clear that he is still in "the know." I especially loved his spelling of the word "shit" ($#i+). What a slim thug.
It's good to see Ebert in good spirits, especially after losing part of his jaw to salivary gland cancer.

Via /Film.