Your eyes don't decieve you. There is a fucking "HOLD HERE" tab on this hot sauce packet. Have we become this dumb as a society that we need instructions on how to open a goddamn packet of hot sauce?
Does anything look amiss to you? No? Maybe I need to emphasize it a bit:
See it yet? I can zoom in further, if you'd like:
There should be a new general rule in America: if you can't figure out how to open it, you don't get to eat it. fuck these "instructions." Stupidity = starvation. Simple as that.